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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.

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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...

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I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.

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I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.

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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.

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Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.

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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.

I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.

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Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...

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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.

If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.

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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

Robert Maynard Hutchins

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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...

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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'

At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'

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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.

I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.

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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.

There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.

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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.

Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.

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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.

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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

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