I've Told Billy If I Ever Caught Him Cheating, I Wouldn't Kill Him Because I Love His Children And They Need A Dad. But I Would Beat Him Up. I Know Where All Of His Sports Injuries Are. - SearchQuotes

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I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.

Angelina Jolie

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