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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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