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I think I sprained my brain.
I met a sheik from Mozambique who led me to the Congo. He dreamed to go to Mexico and sample a burrito.
I got the six, gimme your nine.
Ten to get you in and I hear it's tight most every night, but now I might be mistaken.
I wish to apply my man hood. I'll be glad to go to her pad, and maybe the whole band could.
There ain't no catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the Velcro Fly.
I got a girl, she lives on the hill, she won't do it, but her sister will. When she boogie, she do the Tube Snake Boogie.
I invented see through negligees.
She wanna pearl necklace.
Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
If her loving don't get me, I know her husband will.
She's got hair down to her fanny, she's kind of jet set, try to undo her panties.
I ain't asking for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush.
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