I Used To Be Anonymous, Invisible To The Opposite Sex. If Google Earth Were A Guy Couldn't Find Me If I Was Dressed Up As A 10-story Building. -Olive Penderghast - SearchQuotes

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I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building. -Olive Penderghast

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