Iran On Thursday Agreed To Open Its Newly Revealed Uranium Enrichment Plant To International Inspectors In The Next Two Weeks And To Send Most Of Its Enriched Uranium To Russia To Be Turned Into Fuel. See, Nothing To Worry About. They're Just Enriching Tons Of Uranium And Sending It To Russ--wait, What? - SearchQuotes

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Iran on Thursday agreed to open its newly revealed uranium enrichment plant to international inspectors in the next two weeks and to send most of its enriched uranium to Russia to be turned into fuel. See, nothing to worry about. They're just enriching tons of uranium and sending it to Russ--wait, what?

Seth Meyers

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