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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
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