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Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.
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I can't even imagine how many indigenous people Columbus would have murdered if he didn't get Columbus Day off.
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Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.
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Here's to Columbus getting as lost as every user of Apple Maps.
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You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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For this purpose I determined to keep an account of the voyage, and to write down punctually every thing we performed or saw from day to day, as will hereafter appear.
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Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back.
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I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions...
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Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles...
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Sailed this day nineteen leagues, and determined to count less than the true number, that the crew might not be dismayed if the voyage should prove long.
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