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Marge is a terrible name for a mistress.
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me.
I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.
They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.
There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.
The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
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