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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
I'm competitive at everything.
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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