Principal Lewis: Smith! What's The Meaning Of This?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I Am Taking Your Office. Pursuant To Pearl Bailey High Statuete 39-F, Quote, "The Student Body President Can Acquisition Any Room On School Premesis For The Purpose Of Conducting School Business." Principal Lewis: You Can Read! The School System Works! (Dejectedly) I'll Be Back For My Stuff.

Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete 39-F, quote, "The Student Body President can acquisition any room on school premesis for the purpose of conducting school business." Principal Lewis: You can read! The school system works! (Dejectedly) I'll be back for my stuff.

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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed in a buffalo costume comes in) Welcome, buffalo. As you must've heard, I have been elected student body President. As such, I can do anything I want... and I want to ride the buffalo! (Steve jumps on mascot's back) Woo hoo hoo!! Buffalo: MOOOO!!!! (Destroys everything in the office) Steve: Yes, yes! I'm riding the buffalo! (Buffalo falls, Steve gets off, Doris comes in) Now, send in the lunch lady.

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