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Sometimes I think about learning an instrument. Then I realize its hard...Then I see french fries & forget what I was thinking about.
Best part of being single? I can eat whenever and whatever I want for dinner. THAT and no yappin' while I'm tryin to watch the game.
Goddammit. Anyone know the country code for Narnia? Gotta make an important call...
The world just got a little dimmer, losing a man who made it a whole lot brighter. RIP Steve Jobs.
Wish I had someone to slow dance with in my living room while I listen to my country music at 4am.....
Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...
My hotel's like Beetlejuice. In my room its nice and normal. But as soon as I open the door, party is raging & its like hell has taken over.
Today I'm thankful for all my friends who *dont* mass text.
Remember when Hip-Hop taught you things? Like in Ludacris' Area Codes I learned that he's got lots of Hos & also our great nation's area codes.
The mothers pushing their kids in strollers on the NY streets are fierce. The way they push those strollers, its like baby drifting...
Whenever I see someone eating lunch by themselves I instantly love them & want to be their best friend.
Remember Clear Pepsi? What a fail. It looked like Sprite, but tasted like Pepsi. What a bait & switch on my taste buds!
Eating cookies in bed and using the top of my chest as a plate. I don't know if that makes me lazy or resourceful....
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