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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to
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