The Ad In The Paper Said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In. - SearchQuotes

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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

Yakov Smirnoff

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