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The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'
I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.
If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.
The desire to do different things was the main motivator that made me leave late night because I'd been there seven years. The combination of an entrepreneurial desire to see how far I could push my success and a short attention span. But now I've done other things. And I'm sort of ready to sit somewhere and sit in the same place for a while.
At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.
I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate. We just rented The Man Who Knew Too Little, and it's a pretty misguided movie. But there are things that he does that are so funny.
I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.
I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.
I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.
I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.
We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.
There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
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