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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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