The top 25 things drunkards usually say are : 1. You are my Brother. 2. You Know I am not drunk. 3. I will drive. 4. Please dont be offended my brother. 5. I respect you from my heart. 6. Just tell me once, I would take revenge for you. 7. Today I dont know why I am not getting intoxicated. 8. Are you thinking I am drunk? 9. Don't think I am speaking after few drinks. 10. Friends tell me we have enough alcohol. 11. Lets have one small peg more.... Lovely one... 12. Don't teach your father. 13. Friend you broke my heart . 14. How so ever bad you may be but you are my brother. 15. Tell me brother what do you want? You want my life, take it. 16, I have never been drunk in life.. wanna bet today you swine. 17. Let me put a good word for you in her ear.. Whats her phone number? 18. Bastard that girl is mine, look at her with respect. 19. Friend you must understand , she don't deserve you ..( meaning let me try for her) 20. So friend for you I leave her for you, she is yo