What I Learned, A Little Too Late, Was That The 'traditional' Martin Short Target Viewer Weighs Under 300 Pounds. Unfortunately, I Was On During Daytime. - SearchQuotes

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What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.

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