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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.
Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them
Until you've been in politics you've never really been alive; it's rough and sometimes it's dirty and it's always hard work and tedious details. But, it's the only sport for grown-ups all other games are for kids.
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