You Can Figure Out How Bad A Person You Are By How Soon After September 11th You Mas...bated, Like How Long You Waited... And For Me It Was Between The Two Buildings Going Down...I Had To Do It, Otherwise They'd Win. - SearchQuotes

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You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you mas...bated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down...I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.

Louis CK

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