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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!

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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

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Time is never wasted when youre wasted all the time.

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Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.

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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.

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