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Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?
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I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
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Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single.
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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Note to self: Work on my responses when people ask dumb questions...
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Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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I love you and it's getting worse.
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Love your enemies.. it pisses them off.
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
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The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.
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