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Adam Sandler Quotes & Sayings

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42 entries tagged including 6 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2023

Adam Sandler Topics

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Hanukkah

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Put on your yarmulke, Here comes Hanukkah! So much funukah, To celebrate Hanukkah! Hanukkah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

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If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!

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Now I realize how ugly I am.

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I don`t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

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I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the s.. I'm radiating?

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I often slip into costume as the lead character in whatever bedtime story I am reading. This is a little weird because my daughters love Disney princesses. But you would be surprised at how good I look in a ball gown.

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If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.

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My wife let me get a transgender housekeeper. To have just one other penis in the house.

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When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

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When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

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To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

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