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Adam Sandler Quotes & Sayings
42 entries tagged including 6 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2020
Adam Sandler Topics
Put on your yarmulke, Here comes Hanukkah! So much funukah, To celebrate Hanukkah! Hanukkah is the festival of lights. Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!
Now I realize how ugly I am.
I don`t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!
I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?
I often slip into costume as the lead character in whatever bedtime story I am reading. This is a little weird because my daughters love Disney princesses. But you would be surprised at how good I look in a ball gown.
If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.
My wife let me get a transgender housekeeper. To have just one other penis in the house.
When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.
When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.
To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
50th Wedding Anniversary
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Fake Inconsiderate People
Father Making Daughter To
I Miss Our Moments Together
Messy Hair Soft Smile
On Being Insecure
Songs With Kissing In Them
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Thank You Baby Daddy
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