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Chevy Chase Quotes & Sayings
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51 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Chevy Chase Topics
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Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.
Chevy Chase
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There's no vacation from being a parent.
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A good name for a mistress would be close to a man's name so that nobody would know. Like... Conane.
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It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.
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Children force you to grow.
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My stepfather was a psychoanalyst. You might think he'd have known better than to hit kids.
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I left Saturday Night Live after that first year. I never wanted to work for more than a year on anything.
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What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.
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It takes somebody smart to play somebody dumb.
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Break as few bones as possible and make as much noise as you can.
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I went to college with every intention of being a doctor. I was redirected by my grades. That, and a fake radio show that I improvised with some friends. Wasn't even on the air.
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I'm about as bright on Community as I was in school.
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My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of those every morning. I eat more eggs than anyone I know. How can you not love eggs? It's our birthright.
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Love is huge. But if you're talking about men and women, it's got to start with the most initial obvious attraction that warthogs go through. Look at that ass! That's what keeps the world spinning. There's your God.
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The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.
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My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
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Marge is a terrible name for a mistress.
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You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me.
Chevy Chase
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I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
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