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H L Mencken Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2024
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There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
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The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
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It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
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