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Joel Zimmerman Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Feb 2021
Joel Zimmerman Topics
I have NO idea how to even begin cleaning and organizing my place up... damnit. I hate being frustrated.
I wonder if theres any documented accident of a guy who got hit by a truck... but a truck that was carrying alot of pillows or soft stuff.
Getting hit by a words full of truck would be dyslexic.
Im going to compile my favorite after this crazy shit... some of these are fuckin amazing.. can someone say coffe table book?
Well, I think were all in agreement of how I'm probably going to die.
I also hate it when people constaly say "you know?" ...Cuz, like, why are you telling me shit I know? You know?
Full of all this catalyst, mixed with ice, unsweetened. I think were all lazy. especially sonny.
These bitches don't know about my hating. Living someones dream? enduring my own nightmare for sure.
I should get banned from somewhere, I havent been banned from anywhere in a while... not since I was like 16 and got banned from the mall.
Hahahayou really wanna know how I got banned from the mall dont you? Cuz I rode a skateboard in the inside part. hahaha... yeah I know, I built that shit up hater... but yeah, that's a ban.
Alright haters, I'm goin to bed. later hater.
What? I wasnt having a go at ladygaga... was just curious about 56 minutes... cant a fuckin bitch ask questions?
Just went bungee jumpin with skrilly linds and the whole gang, EPIC FUN
Day 3... Okay, so were over bunjee jumping, now were gunna go jump off the fuckinn sky tower after lunch.
Holy fuck Perth! That was a fucking religious experience, therefore I'm going backstage to shit out 27 easter bunnies. LOVE YOU!!!
Pffft! Easter is so 24 hours ago... Were ahead of the curve here in melb.
I wonder if anyones successfully mixed anti-pasta with normal pasta. I bet the reward for that would be huge, possibly interdimensional.
The domestic abuse never ends around here.
Were goin to the motherfuckin zoo!
Went out again to the harbour in sydney... and saw some bats that were probably bigger than meowingtons.
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