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Tom Lehrer Quotes & Sayings
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34 entries tagged including 23 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
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Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your .
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Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
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Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
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Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
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An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
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If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man!
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The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than s...
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
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Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it
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