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Ours is the age of substitutes: instead of language, we have jargon: instead of principles, slogans: and, instead of genuine ideas, bright ideas.
Eric Bentley
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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one thatll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett
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I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - 'but you're not young, you're 40.
Sean Connery
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Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
Unknown
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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
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It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the end of hope.
Jean Paul Richter
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At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
Salvador Dalí
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In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to being in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.
Russel Baker
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One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age.
Oscar Wilde
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In this, our age of infamy Man's choice is but to be A tyrant, traitor, prisoner: No other choice has he.
Aleksandr Pushkin
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Why should society feel responsible only for the education of children, and not for the education of all adults of every age?
Erich Fromm
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Age is getting to know all the ways the world turns, so that if you cannot turn the world the way you want, you can at least, get out of the way so you won't get run over.
Miriam Makeba
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We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
Frank A Clark
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John XXIII
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Death is not evil, for it frees man from all ills and takes away his desires along with desire's rewards. Old age is the supreme evil, for it deprives man of all pleasures while allowing his appetites to remain, and it brings with it every possible sorrow. Yet men fear death and desire old age.
Giacomo Leopardi
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Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.
Bernard M Baruch
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In my youth I stressed freedom, and in my old age I stress order. I have made the great discovery that liberty is a product of order.
Will Durant
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We live in an age that is driven by information. Technological breakthroughs... are changing the face of war and how we prepare for war.
William J Perry
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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves.
Mahatma Gandhi
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The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a vehicle of life, and its spirit is always the spirit of the age.
Woodrow T Wilson
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