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Funny Statuses For Fb Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Seems like my statuses are always getting me in trouble with someone these days.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I love my sister, but her Facebook statuses are unbearable, shut up.
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Reading illiterate people's poorly written Facebook statuses will always be a highlight of my day.
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If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.
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This is the time to pull together as a Nation, as different people from all over the States with different perspectives and different social statuses and different income brackets, to unify into one and help those on the ground who need our help the most.
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You hate drama, yet you post drama-starting statuses everyday. That makes sense...
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some of their statuses I change my mind.
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They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.
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Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
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Im a humble person, really. Im actually much greater than I think I am.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Never on schedule, but always on time.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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It sucks on some days when I miss you so much that I go looking through old photos, old conversations, and even old statuses. And it makes me smile, but then the hurt comes back.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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