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I Asked The Waiter Is This Mi Quotes & Sayings
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The preacher is not a chef; he's a waiter. God doesn't want you to make the meal; He just wants you to deliver it to the table without messing it up. That's all.
John Macarthur
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I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
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I can't wait to get on the plane. America is becoming like a second home to me now and I'm truly flattered that I've been asked to follow in Jennifer Lopez's footsteps at Spotlight. I absolutely adore karaoke so being asked to perform was a no-brainer for me.
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When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
Megan Fox
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, Well, what do you love most? That's how I started painting money.
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I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, "Well, what do you love most?" That's how I started painting money.
Andy Warhol
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I am constantly asked why I never made other films after 'There's No Business Like Show Business,' the answer is I was never asked.
Johnnie Ray
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Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not.
Pablo Picasso
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David has asked me, a number of people have asked me and said, What performance do you like best or what's the best film you've made and so on and I don't really have any hesitation that the film I'm least embarrassed by and ashamed of or uneasy about is Shadowlands.
Richard Attenborough
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And then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will yes.
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Ah I'm goin be here for a while so I smile hatas. I'm on that green like a flower like a alligator. Now or laters, I'm serving ni...s Imma sound waiter Just tell me what you want, I bring that back an hour later.
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I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.
Nigella Lawson
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I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.
Judge Reinhold
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Yes waiter, I'd like a supermodel sandwich. But instead of bread, I'd like Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton and instead of meat, I'd like me.
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If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
Kelly Ripa
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Five years later I actually met her and I asked Brad Pitts permission to ask his wife out on a date. He was so cool and said You go for it so I asked her and she turned me down. Now were friends so it might still happen, but now I have to ask Demis permission and I just dont know how to broach that with the wifebut I do want to win the bet.
Ashton Kutcher
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I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
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To go to the Oscars for Moneyball, that was pretty amazing. And to be able to go work with Kathryn Bigelow, that's going to be pretty sweet. Hopefully I don't have to go back to being a waiter. That's still my main goal.
Chris Pratt
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