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Matheson From Pineapple Expresspress Quotes & Sayings
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When my foot was in the hole - and my groin - man, I felt like a wishbone. -Saul
Pineapple Express
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When my foot was in the hole - and my groin - man, I felt like a wishbone. -Saul
Pineapple Express
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It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn, with, like, a bomb. -Saul
Pineapple Express
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There's a fly in the ointment, shits hittin' the fan, the lion will speak! -Saul
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Saul: BFFF? Dale Denton: Best fu..in' Friends Forever, man!
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I feel like butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause] Yeah. -Private Greg B. Miller
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Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.
Alessio Vinci
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Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God's vagina! -Saul
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For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
Tim Matheson
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I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body? -Red
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Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
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Well be careful, man. Be careful. Wear sho.. in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork. -Saul
Pineapple Express
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Clark: It's time to suck today's d..k! Dale: Yeah, suck d..k!
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What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke converges, creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future, that future. -Saul
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Dude, Ted is a fu..ing murderer! I can't fu.. with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna fu.. her! I wanna have s.. with her! I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow. -Ted
Pineapple Express
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