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Now If His Momma Is A Q Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Now If His Momma Is A Q" sorted by relevance. 98 matching entries found.
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Miss independent, shwaty doing her own thing, Got...lil momma in her own...You can't compare to other girls that are, cute in her face,... she's hot!
Rock City
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Heal a ni... from all this pain, momma smoking cocaine as it rains out Am I to blame, try to stay sane so I came out-side Where they rock with them thangs out.
J Cole
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Momma, will the tears ever dry? I ask this as I wipe my eyes. I'm told in time. But I don't think so. I wasn't ready to let you go.
Unknown
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Uhh, sunshine like the brightest day. Momma do you remember the time, Michael J. When I seen the video I said hat's gon' be me. And I ain't have to dream, I made it reality
Tyga
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
Unknown
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
Unknown
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Unknown
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Unknown
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
Unknown
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So just remember what cha momma told you. Before she sent you on your way She told never ever be to clever To not see your own mistakes
Melissa Morgan
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So let's run away, let's run away. Momma say I'm too young for love and lovin' you is all I'm thinkin' of.
Teyana Taylor
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Unknown
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Unknown
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Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth
Superbad
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Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Unknown
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Unknown
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
Unknown
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
Unknown
42 Likes
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Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is s..y and your momma is a cougar.
J Cole
72 Likes
Am I less of a lady if I dont where panty hose. My momma said a lady aint what she wears but what she knows
India Arie
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