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Teacher Retirement Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.
Denis Waitley
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
William Arthur Ward
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had s..?'
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...'
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
William Arthur Ward
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I wish to take this opportunity to extend my gratitude to you for your cooperation, understanding, and support during my employment here. I would also like to express my appreciation to my fellow teachers and other colleagues for their support and friendship throughout my stay here.
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One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.
Carl Jung
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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A teacher gives, a teacher shares, but most of all a teacher cares.
Ritu Ghatourey
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The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them.
Frank Eberhart
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Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
Robert Half
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I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
Jerry Doyle
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