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Teacher Retirement Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Life is like a confused teacher...first she gives the test and then teaches the lesson.
Drake
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A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectations.
Patricia Neal
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That awkward moment when you have no friends in the class and your teacher says 'pair up.'
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As a former teacher and a mother and grandmother, I know firsthand the importance of a quality education.
Sue Kelly
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Theres always that one teacher who we think is a child molester.
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Our country also hungers for leadership to ensure the long-term survival of our Social Security system. With 70 million baby boomers in this country on the verge of retirement, we need to take action to shore up the system.
Kay Bailey Hutchison
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
Unknown
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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Let me be clear, the discussions about Social Security are not about the retirement security of those Americans who are 55 or older - the Social Security system for those folks 55 and over will not change in any way shape of form - no ifs, ands, or buts.
Norm Coleman
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I don't know how long it will take. We can and we will get it under 6 percent. Let's look at, let's take a look at the facts. Let's look at where we were when we came to office. The economy was in free fall. We had, the great recession hit; 9 million people lost their job; $1.7...$1.6 trillion in wealth lost in equity in your homes, in retirement accounts for the middle class.
Joe Biden
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As we get closer to the end of this Congress, we should be addressing the urgent needs of the American people - the war in Iraq, affordable health care, a sensible energy policy, quality education for our children, retirement security, and a sound and fair fiscal policy.
Chris Van Hollen
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In order to fix Social Security, we must restructure it so that we continue to provide for our Nation's seniors that are approaching retirement age, but allow for younger taxpayers to invest a portion of their Social Security taxes in private accounts.
Herman Cain
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You never know what's going to happen. My mother was an English teacher. If someone had told her that I was going to write a book, she would never have believed that. So you can never say never.
Tony Dungy
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We all have that one teacher who's like: 'Don't pack up yet. There's still 11 seconds of class left...'
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A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others.
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I do readings at the public library. I just did a benefit scene night for my old acting teacher.
Mark Ruffalo
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Man can only do so much & point others to Christ but it is The Lord who reveals Himself to us. May d holy spirit be your teacher & your trust!
Unknown
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We discovered that education is not something which the teacher does, but that it is a natural process which develops spontaneously in the human being.
Maria Montessori
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Dear teacher, I did study! But I forgot everything when I saw the paper....
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It is commonly said that a teacher fails if he has not been surpassed by his students. There has been no failure on our part in this regard considering how far they have gone.
Edmond H Fischer
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