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A relationship is only for two people, but some bitches don't know how to count.

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One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny.	119 up, 12 down

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RIP to all the hoes dying for attention!

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You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth

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She's the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride.

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This is a rake and shovel conversation we don't need a hoe.

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X's and O's for my ex's and hoes.

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I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.

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I'm not saying she's a slut, but I tried to put her name as my password and it said 'Error: too easy.'

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Slut jokes are just whoreable.

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Hoes is the plural form of the word hoe. The word hoe is originally used to describe a certain type of garden tool that is used to help break down dirt on the ground and to destroy weeds, in order to better a garden. Over the past few decades the word hoe has been used to describe a woman who’s job identifies with being a prostitute or a whore. More recently the word hoes is used to describe a group of females who act in a manner unbecoming, and who are fairly promiscuous without a care in the world. The word hoes is used a lot in hip hop music to speak of how certain females act in different situations. Most women think of the word hoes as an offensive slander and if called a hoe, many women are angered. Hoes is also a term used to describe men who are promiscuous as well, though many men that are called hoes do not seem to take this derogatorily.