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Funny Quotes About Friendship
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51 Funny quotes tagged with Friendship.
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
Unknown
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A friend helps you up when you get knocked down, a true friend says "Stay down, I got this."
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence J Peter
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Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.
Esther M Clark
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We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
PD James
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
Mark Twain
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Clifton Fadiman
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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
Oscar Wilde
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The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore
Benjamin Franklin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.
Mason Cooley
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A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.
Unknown
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If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap.
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A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies "No worries, I'll be there in seconds."
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Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up elsewhere.
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Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person.
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I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
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The art of giving advice to best friends is to make them believe that they thought of it themselves.
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Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.
Mason Cooley
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