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Hilarious Christmas Quotes About Sarcastic Christmas
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11 Hilarious Christmas quotes tagged with Sarcastic Christmas.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.
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