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I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.

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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.

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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

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Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'

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Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!

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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.

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I hate it when I don't forward chain messages and I die the next day.

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Wednesday, June 19

Face book, the brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg, is becoming a rage these days. Every face book user can vent out all that he has in mind and share what is on his mind through his status message on his face book account’s wall. A witty face book status is the one which has a lot of wit and humour. It is basically a witty message which originates in the mind of the person who shares it with others on his wall. Messages which are authentic and purely genuine have more wit than the ones which follow the grapevine and are just being circulated. Witty messages are the brainchild of someone who is witty too and has lots of brain and talking sense. In the words of Will Wright, “In an online community, there's this kind of social economy between the community members. Some people have status because they make cool skins or that's a good website that's visited a lot, but there's no real game play there.”