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Sarcastic Quotes About Witty Facebook Status
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7 Sarcastic quotes tagged with Witty Facebook Status.
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I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
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Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'
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Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers...and only keep two open!
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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I hate it when I don't forward chain messages and I die the next day.
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