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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

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