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You think you're the one. Now I'm the VH1.

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Yeah my son is rich, but youre a self b*tch, ooh you make me itch. You dont respect me, Im his mommy

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He came out of my poon poon.

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Ive never known Yandy to be with different females and stuff, indulging the way she does. Come on now, first of all, everybody on there lookin like clowns and wants to fight. Poor Kimbella who is supposed to be good friends with Yandy, her pud is always gettin her *effed up. And every time you turn around Yandy is always there. Yo, she cant be my friend. Then here comes another new girl, Erica. I cannot be part of that circus. Its too much going on and everybody really dont know each other like that.

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Always going to love my family but at times the same family makes me want to kill them, I am talking 187!

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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