I Just Want To Be Funny, I Just Want To Do Comedy. I Don't Really Have An Opinion. Opinions Are Like Buttholes- Everybody's Got One, And They All Stink. - SearchQuotes

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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes- everybody's got one, and they all stink.

Tracy Morgan

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