I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

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I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is 6 to 5 against.

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Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

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He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

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