The Bed Is A Bundle Of Paradoxes: We Go To It With Reluctance, Yet We Quit It With Regret; We Make Up Our Minds Every Night To Leave It Early, But We Make Up Our Bodies Every Morning To Keep It Late. - SearchQuotes

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Ogden Nash

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