The Problem, Jim, Is That People Who Are Really Suffering From A Medical Condition Wont Receive The Care They Need Because Someone In This Office Is Coming Up With Ridiculous Stuff. Count Choculitis.Why Did You Write That Down, Jim? Is It Because You Know I Love Count Chocula? - SearchQuotes

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The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis.Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

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