Dolphins Get A Lot Of Good Publicity For The Drowning Swimmers They Push Back To Shore, But What You Dont Hear About Is The Many People They Push Farther Out To Sea! Dolphins Arent Smart. They Just Like Pushing Things.

Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you dont hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins arent smart. They just like pushing things.

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