When I Was Emceeing Win Ben Stein's Money, I Actually Fell Asleep During The Show A Few Times. I Would Sit On The Safe Over To The Side And Just Sort Of Doze Off. But That Was Probably A Combination Of The Narcolepsy And Ben's Voice. - SearchQuotes

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When I was emceeing Win Ben Stein's Money, I actually fell asleep during the show a few times. I would sit on the safe over to the side and just sort of doze off. But that was probably a combination of the narcolepsy and Ben's voice.

Jimmy Kimmel

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