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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're sh..ting on the bed!"
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
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Marriagea book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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A mans wife has more power over him than the state has.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.
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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, Youre only interested in one thing, and you cant remember what it is.
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Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage.
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then hes finished.
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I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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