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Dane Cook Quotes & Sayings
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41 entries tagged including 7 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Dane Cook Topics
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I'm really great in other peoples relationships.
Dane Cook
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When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.
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Dear girl seductively sucking a lollipop in her pics. WE GET IT. It's a c*ck. A yummy peen. Too nail on the head.
Dane Cook
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I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.
Dane Cook
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Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you
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If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.
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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
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I just mixed a 5 hour energy drink with some sleepy time tea. Let's see who wins this battle.
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I won't take no for a question.
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
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Sometimes girls act all TNT Network because they know drama. Thats when guys get all TBS around you because we think its very funny.
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Its an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesnt know you exist.
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Ive been ignoring my feelings lately. That works pretty well. Might also settle for less this week, just to try it out.
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You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.
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It's easy to point the finger at someone else & place blame. Go head try it it's fun. Pick anyone & start blame placing the shit outta them.
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How great if, as well as creating life in their womb, a woman could use her vagina to make hot fudge sundaes.
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To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?'
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I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.
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Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
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You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
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