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Dr Gregory House Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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So you're saying I'm not allowed to have oral s.. with an intern either?
Dr Gregory House
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Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young.
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He thought he was dying. Dying people lie, too. Wish they'd worked less, they'd been nicer, they'd opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it, you don't save it for sound byte.
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Gimme a reason to get out of this, and I'll tell you who started the rumor about you being a transs..ual.
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Do you notice how all the self-sacrificing women in history; Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, can't think of any others; they all die alone. The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz, it's crazy.
Dr Gregory House
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There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.
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We are who people think we are.
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Bizarre is good! Common has hundreds of explanations. Bizarre has hardly any.
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The reality is irrelevant. [House looks into the clinic and sees Cecelia sitting there.] I'll prove it. People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass. People who don't know me see a cripple, treat me as a cripple. What kind of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact?
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Listen, I saved his life. That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out.
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You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? The problem is there are 26 letters in the alphabet, and he only uses two of them [TB]. He treats thousands of patients with one diagnosis. He knows the answer going in. It's cheating.
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Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear.
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The good news is he won't be bi...ing about losing his hand if he can't breathe.
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I'm happy to report that we are now so in sync, we're actually wearing each other's underwear.
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You're not happy unless things are just right. Which means two things: you're a good boss, and you'll never be happy.
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You've lost perspective, Cuddy. You've stopped looking at this as a doctor. You're acting like someone who shoved somebody off their roof. You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right.
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Technical term is narcissism. You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful.
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Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
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I don't have time for laundry. I'm saving lives here.
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I am extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting new designer drugs and you come back with tomato sauce.
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