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Ralph Wiggum Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 2 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Ralph Wiggum Topics
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I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum, and I've been a good boy.
Ralph Wiggum
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Fireworks make my ears yell!
Ralph Wiggum
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Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence that sustains us?
Ralph Wiggum
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Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life, it would be your tender kiss.
Ralph Wiggum
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This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
Ralph Wiggum
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Clouds are God's sneezes.
Ralph Wiggum
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Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.
Ralph Wiggum
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I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.
Ralph Wiggum
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I caught a white apple.
Ralph Wiggum
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Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
Ralph Wiggum
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I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.
Ralph Wiggum
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Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Ralph Wiggum
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The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
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That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!
Ralph Wiggum
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I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Ralph Wiggum
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Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Ralph Wiggum
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Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.
Ralph Wiggum
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I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Ralph Wiggum
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The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
Ralph Wiggum
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My face is on fire.
Ralph Wiggum
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